Message In A Klein Bottle

This missive arrived in today's mail:

Date: 9-26-07

Dear: Lymphopo Squeakywheel

Your pap smear result was abnormal.

You have been referred to GYN clinic for follow-up.

You can call us at 1-800-BAD-NEWS if you have any questions.

-T. Boudreaux, FNP
BCCNP Clinic
Our Lady of the Damned Medical Center


Sigh. I know, it could be nothing. But I was so enjoying my little break from medical angst.

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